Wow! Rat poison is traceable in an autopsy. – Long Sleeve Tee

Well, that’s an oddly specific thing to know. The WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy long sleeve tee brings a dark sense of humor to your everyday wardrobe.

Pull it on for a murder-mystery night, a true-crime documentary marathon, or coffee with the friend who shares your twisted jokes. Its soft, vintage-inspired feel makes it an easy layer for cooler days while the punchline does the talking.

More coverage, same dark wit

• Unisex Ultra Cotton long sleeve tee with a soft, breathable feel.
• Classic fit for wearing on its own or layering.
• Seamless construction for a smooth fit.
• Ribbed knit collar helps the neckline hold its shape.
• Shoulder tape adds stability.

For your favorite mystery fan

A cheeky gift for true-crime fans, murder-mystery readers, and anyone who likes their humor a little darker.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F.
• Tumble dry on medium heat.
• Use only non-chlorine bleach if needed.
• Do not iron the design.
• Do not dry clean.