"WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy" – Vintage-Inspired Long S

Dark humor meets vintage charm in our **"WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy"** Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration of a woman chatting on the telephone with a hilariously ominous speech bubble, this tee is the perfect mix of sass and wit. Whether you're a true crime fan, lover of vintage aesthetics, or just appreciate a clever statement piece, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversation.

Crafted from environmentally-friendly cotton, this long sleeve tee offers a soft, vintage-inspired feel while ensuring comfort and durability. Perfect for layering in cooler weather or wearing solo, it’s a great addition to your everyday wardrobe. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or grabbing coffee with friends, this tee lets you express your unique sense of humor with effortless style.

### **Product Features:**

✔ **Eco-friendly cotton blend** – Soft, breathable, and sustainably sourced

✔ **Seamless design** – Reduces fabric waste while providing a sleek look

✔ **Ribbed knit collar** – Retains shape for long-lasting wear

✔ **Shoulder tape reinforcement** – Enhances durability and prevents stretching

✔ **Classic fit** – Relaxed and comfortable for all-day wear

### **Care Instructions:**

- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

- Tumble dry medium heat

- Do not bleach (unless non-chlorine)

- Do not iron design

- Do not dry clean