WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy – Vintage Dark Humor T-Shirt

☎️ **Well, That’s Good to Know!** ☎️  

If you love a little vintage sass with a dash of dark humor, this *WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy* t-shirt is the perfect fit. Featuring a retro-inspired woman chatting on the phone with a delightfully twisted revelation, this tee is a must-have for those who appreciate witty, bold statements.  

👕 **Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt**  

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this ultra-soft and lightweight tee is designed for all-day comfort. Whether you're out with friends, running errands, or simply enjoying a night of true crime documentaries, this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter.  

### **Why You’ll Love It:**  

✔️ **100% Ring-Spun Cotton** – Soft, breathable, and perfect for any season  

✔️ **Lightweight Fabric** – Feels great from morning to night  

✔️ **Classic Fit & Crew Neckline** – Flattering, versatile, and easy to style  

✔️ **Ethically Made & Certified** – High-quality materials you can feel good about  

✔️ **Dark Humor Approved** – Perfect for those who appreciate a clever, twisted joke  

🎁 **Perfect For:**  

- True crime junkies and murder mystery fans  

- Those who love vintage aesthetics with a side of sass  

- The friend who always knows *a little too much* about forensic science  

### **Care Instructions:**  

✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors  

✅ Tumble dry on low heat  

✅ Iron/steam on low if needed  

❌ Do not bleach or dry clean  

📦 **Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Returns!**  

🔪 *A little knowledge goes a long way… but maybe keep this one to yourself!* Add this cheeky tee to your collection today!