Wow! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decal

A witty retro decal featuring a blue-lined vintage woman and a speech bubble that reads, “I can’t maintain relationships with people who don’t support my autopsy.” Equal parts deadpan, macabre, and delightfully unexpected, it brings a little forensic humor to laptops, water bottles, mirrors, windows, notebooks, and other everyday surfaces. The kiss-cut shape follows the artwork with a clean white border, while the removable vinyl lets you change its placement without leaving residue. Choose a satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent finish and let this darkly funny conversation starter find its place in your life—whether that’s at a crime podcast meetup, Halloween gathering, or simply beside your desk for a daily laugh.

Product features
- Choose from satin, glossy, holographic, or transparent vinyl finishes.
- Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant for vibrant outdoor use for up to 3 years.
- Bright, crisp printing brings the blue retro illustration and text to life.
- Removable adhesive lifts cleanly without leaving residue.
- Available in four sizes with a 1/8-inch white kiss-cut border.

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.