Well Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit – Bigfoot T-Shirt | Unisex Softstyle Tee

Serve up some Southern sass with a side of mystery in this delightfully unexpected tee! Featuring Bigfoot like you've never seen him—decked out in a bowtie and glasses—paired with the classic southern phrase *“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit,”* this shirt is a walking conversation starter. Equal parts classy and quirky, it's the perfect pick for anyone who enjoys their humor with a little hospitality.

Printed on our premium unisex softstyle tee, this shirt feels like a buttery biscuit on your skin—soft, lightweight, and made for all-day wear. Whether you’re headed to a backyard BBQ, cryptid-themed party, or just running errands with style, this tee brings the charm and comfort you’ll love.

**Why You’ll Love It:**  

🧈 Hilarious Southern phrase meets scholarly Sasquatch  

👓 Bigfoot in a bowtie? Say less. Instant legend.  

🌟 Soft, breathable, and made to last through all your misadventures  

🎁 A fantastic gift for cryptid fans, Southerners, or anyone who loves a good laugh

**Product Features:**  

- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²)  

- Classic fit with crew neckline for everyday versatility  

- No side seams for a smooth, flattering finish  

- Twill tape on shoulders for extra durability  

- Ribbed knit collar to prevent curling  

- Pearlized, tear-away label for max comfort  

- Ethically sourced U.S. cotton & Oeko-Tex certified for safety and sustainability  

- Heather & Sport Grey options include cotton/poly blends for added softness  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors  

- Do not bleach  

- Tumble dry low  

- Iron or steam on low heat  

- Do not dry clean  

**Because nothing says Southern hospitality like a well-dressed Bigfoot. 🥐👣**