If They Ask, You Never Saw Me – Sasquatch Long Sleeve Tee

Keep it low-key (and hilarious) with our *If They Ask, You Never Saw Me* Long Sleeve Tee. Featuring a playful graphic of Sasquatch enjoying a banana and a cheeky phrase, this shirt captures the perfect mix of cryptid mystery and offbeat humor.

Crafted from environmentally-friendly cotton, this ultra-comfortable long sleeve tee delivers a soft, vintage-inspired feel with the durability you need for everyday wear. Whether you're wandering the woods, binge-watching conspiracy documentaries, or just laying low in style, this tee fits the vibe.

Perfect for cryptid fans, outdoorsy introverts, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, it also makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. It’s casual, cozy, and just suspicious enough to start a conversation.

**Product Features:**

* Made from eco-conscious cotton with a soft, vintage texture

* Seamless tubular knit minimizes fabric waste and boosts comfort

* Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention

* Shoulder tape adds structure and long-term wearability

* Available in a variety of colors and fabric blends

**Care Instructions:**

* Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

* Non-chlorine bleach as needed

* Tumble dry: medium heat

* Do not iron

* Do not dryclean

**Style Tip:**

Pair it with jeans, cargo pants, or joggers for a laid-back, low-profile look. Whether you're staying hidden or showing your sense of humor, this tee keeps you comfortable and cryptic.