If They Ask, You Never Saw Me Bigfoot Crewneck Sweatshirt

Keep warm. Keep a straight face. The If They Ask, You Never Saw Me Bigfoot Crewneck Sweatshirt brings quiet cryptid humor to coffee runs, cabin weekends, and evenings spent happily out of the spotlight.

Substantial fleece and relaxed dropped shoulders give this classic crewneck an easy, comfortable feel. Pull it on over your favorite tee for a cool afternoon out or settle in for a slow night at home. It’s a playful gift for Sasquatch fans, introverts, and your most elusive friend.

Product features

• 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester; fiber content varies by color
• Medium-heavy 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²) fabric
• Classic fit with relaxed dropped shoulders
• 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for stretch and shape retention
• Tubular knit construction without side seams
• Tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean