If They Ask You Never Saw Me – Bigfoot Banana T-Shirt | Unisex Softstyle Tee

Disappearing into the woods... or just dodging responsibility? The If They Ask You Never Saw Me Bigfoot T-Shirt captures the perfect blend of mystery and mischief. Featuring Bigfoot mid-snack with a banana in hand and that iconic phrase printed in a casual script, this tee brings cryptid chaos to your closet—in the most hilarious way possible.

Printed on our buttery-soft unisex softstyle tee, it’s made for everyday adventures, whether you're off the grid or just pretending to be. Ideal for introverts, cryptid lovers, banana fans, or anyone who prefers plausible deniability with their outfit.

Why You'll Love It:
🍌 Bigfoot + banana = the ultimate unexpected combo
🕶 Subtle humor that says, "I'm here, but also not"
🌲 Great for nature lovers, conspiracy theorists, and low-key legends
🎁 A perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or your favorite elusive friend

Product Features:

• Seamless sides for a smooth fit

• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape

• Shoulder tape for long-lasting comfort

• 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability

• Ethically made and Oeko-Tex certified for safe, sustainable wear

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with like colors

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron or steam on low if needed

• Do not dry clean

You saw nothing. (But you’ll look amazing.) 👀