Gardening – It Comes in Handy When You Want to Hide the Bodies Women’s Racerback Tank

🌿 Dirty hands. Dark humor. Fabulous tank.

This playful racerback tank features a cheerful gardener digging in the dirt alongside the hilariously morbid phrase:  

**"Gardening – It comes in handy when you want to hide the bodies."**  

Perfect for green-thumbed women who like their humor a little twisted and their style effortlessly cool.

Whether you're weeding your flower beds, sipping iced tea in the sun, or side-eyeing the HOA, this tank keeps things light—literally and figuratively. Ideal for garden lovers, sass queens, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their compost.

**Where it blooms best:**  

🌼 Gardening afternoons, farmer's markets, and plant swaps  

🧘‍♀️ Yoga in the park or long walks with a podcast  

🎁 A cheeky gift for birthdays, Earth Day, or your favorite garden witch  

**Product Features:**  

- Tailored with side seams for a flattering silhouette  

- Sleek self-fabric binding for a polished look  

- Made from a super-soft blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester  

- Ultra-lightweight (4 oz/yd²), perfect for sunny days and outdoor adventures  

- Tear-away label for irritation-free wear  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)  

- Tumble dry: low heat  

- Do not bleach  

- Do not iron  

- Do not dryclean  

🌸 Because sometimes, gardening is a peaceful hobby.  

And sometimes, it’s an alibi.