Gardening – It Comes in Handy When You Want to Hide the Bodies Unisex Jersey Tank

🌱 Dirty hands, dark humor.

This unisex tank features a delightfully happy gardener digging in the dirt with the not-so-subtle phrase:  

**"Gardening – It comes in handy when you want to hide the bodies."**  

Perfect for anyone who knows that sometimes planting flowers and burying secrets go hand in hand.

Equal parts cheeky and charming, this tank is made for green thumbs with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you're pruning roses or pruning toxic people, this is the ultimate conversation starter for your next garden party, gym session, or casual hang.

**Where it thrives:**  

🌼 Garden centers, farmers markets, or backyard BBQs  

💪 Gym workouts or hiking trails (bonus points if near suspicious mounds)  

🎁 Gag gifts for your favorite plant-loving weirdo

**Product Features:**  

- Side seams for structure and shape retention  

- Self-fabric binding for a polished finish  

- Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort  

- Retail fit for all genders  

- Tear-away label to keep irritation away from your dirty little secrets  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)  

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed  

- Tumble dry: medium  

- Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat  

- Do not dryclean  

🌻 Gardening just got a whole lot darker—and way more fun.