Gardening—It Comes in Handy When You Need to Hide the Bodies – 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

A green thumb. A dark sense of humor. The Gardening—It Comes in Handy When You Need to Hide the Bodies baseball tee brings a wicked punchline to your favorite wholesome hobby.

Pull it on for a trip to the farmers market, an afternoon tending your plants, or a true-crime podcast break. Its soft, extra-light fabric keeps the feel easygoing, even when the joke takes a darker turn.

Comfort for digging and plotting

• Unisex baseball tee with 3/4 sleeves.
• 52% cotton and 48% polyester.
• Soft, extra-light fabric.
• Modern fit with structured side seams.
• Ribbed knit collar.

For gardeners with a wicked streak

A tongue-in-cheek gift for plant lovers, true-crime fans, and friends whose humor is a little darker than their potting soil.

Care instructions

• Machine wash warm, up to 40°C / 105°F.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron or steam on low heat.
• Do not dry clean.

Plotting your garden, obviously.