Gardening, Because Murder is Wrong – Vintage Humor T-Shirt

Let your flowers, not your temper, flourish. The Gardening, Because Murder is Wrong tee is for plant lovers who find their peace in the garden and their laughs in a dark joke.

Pull it on for a morning pruning, a garden club gathering, or a trip to the nursery with the friend who understands your sense of humor. Its soft, lightweight feel keeps things comfortable while the punchline does the talking.

Easy comfort for garden days

• Unisex Softstyle T-shirt with soft, breathable fabric.
• Lightweight feel for everyday wear.
• Classic fit and crew neckline for easy styling and layering.
• Tear-away label for added comfort.

For the gardener with a wicked wit

A playful gift for gardeners, plant enthusiasts, and friends who appreciate a little dark humor with their flowers.

Care instructions

• Machine wash cold, up to 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors.
• Tumble dry on low heat or air dry.
• Iron on low heat if needed.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.