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Gardening, Because Murder is Wrong – Vintage Humor T-Shirt
Gardening, Because Murder is Wrong – Vintage Humor T-Shirt
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For those who find their peace among the flowers—**and not in crime scenes!** Our **"Gardening, Because Murder is Wrong"** Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt perfectly blends dark humor with vintage charm. Featuring an elegant illustration of a classic woman tending to her tulips, this witty tee is a must-have for gardeners, plant lovers, and anyone with a sharp sense of humor.
Designed for comfort and style, this t-shirt is made from ultra-soft ring-spun cotton, making it lightweight yet durable for everyday wear. Whether you're pruning your flower beds, heading to a garden club meeting, or just looking for a laugh, this tee makes the perfect conversation starter.
### **Product Features:**
✔ **100% ring-spun cotton** – Soft, breathable, and comfortable for all-day wear
✔ **Classic fit & crew neckline** – A timeless and versatile look for any occasion
✔ **Durable & smooth fabric** – Perfect for showcasing bold prints and lasting wear
✔ **Ethically produced** – Made with US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
✔ **Tag-free comfort** – Tear-away label for an irritation-free fit
### **Care Instructions:**
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
- Tumble dry low or air dry for best results
- Avoid bleach and dry cleaning
- Iron on low heat if needed
The perfect gift for the gardener with a wicked sense of humor! 🌷🔪
🛒 **Add to cart now and let your flowers—not your temper—flourish!** 🌿✨

























































