Gardening Because Murder is Wrong – Unisex Tank Top

🌷 A darkly humorous nod to the therapeutic power of digging in the dirt.

This isn’t your average garden tee. Featuring a vintage woman tending her flowers alongside the tongue-in-cheek phrase *“Gardening because murder is wrong,”* this unisex tank is perfect for plant lovers with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you're pruning roses or just trying to stay out of jail, this shirt understands your vibe.

Printed on our soft and lightweight Unisex Jersey Tank, it’s ideal for sunny afternoons, casual strolls through the garden, or sipping iced tea while plotting your next flower bed. Great for both men and women, this piece adds a bold twist to any laid-back wardrobe.

**Perfect for:**  

🌿 Gardeners with attitude  

🌞 Summer chillers, backyard loungers, and compost queens  

🎁 The ideal gift for green thumbs, Mother’s Day, birthdays, or your favorite passive-aggressive friend  

**Product Features:**  

- **Soft and breezy:** Lightweight blend ideal for hot weather  

- **Polished finish:** Self-fabric binding for a clean, modern look  

- **Structured fit:** Durable side seams for shape retention and support  

- **Retail fit:** True to size and flattering on all bodies  

- **Comfort-first design:** Tear-away label for itch-free wear  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)  

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed  

- Tumble dry: medium  

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat  

- Do not dryclean  

🌸 Whether you’re planting petunias or pretending not to hear your neighbors, this tank lets you express your love for gardening—and your lack of patience—with a wink and a smile.