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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
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A little dark humor never hurt anyone—*but gardening definitely helps*. This *Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong* 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee features a vintage woman blissfully tending to her flowers, channeling peace, patience, and maybe just a *hint* of suppressed rage. It’s the perfect design for green thumbs with a wicked sense of humor.
Printed on our ultra-comfy, lightweight unisex baseball tee, this shirt is ideal for everything from pulling weeds to sipping lemonade on the porch. Whether you're spending a quiet afternoon in the garden or navigating daily annoyances with grace (mostly), this tee lets you do it all with style—and a knowing smile.
**Product Highlights:**
- Made from a soft, breathable blend of 52% airlume combed cotton and 48% polyester
- Lightweight 3.6 oz/yd² fabric for all-day comfort
- Side seams for a flattering fit that holds its shape
- Ribbed knit collar for added structure and durability
- Modern fit with a tear-away label—no itchy distractions while you’re digging in the dirt
**Care Instructions:**
- Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Perfect for gardeners, true crime fans, or anyone who finds therapy in a trowel.
**Because flowers solve most problems—and the ones they don't, we just bury deeper.**















