Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong – 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

Some days call for deep breaths and a trowel. The Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong baseball tee pairs your favorite peaceful hobby with a wicked sense of humor.

Pull it on for an afternoon pulling weeds, a garden-center visit, or lemonade on the porch after dealing with people. Soft, lightweight fabric keeps things easygoing while the joke does the talking.

Comfort for green thumbs

• Unisex baseball tee with 3/4 sleeves.
• 52% Airlume combed cotton and 48% polyester.
• Soft, breathable fabric, 3.6 oz/yd².
• Modern fit with structured side seams.
• Ribbed knit collar.
• Tear-away label for added comfort.

For gardeners with dark humor

A playful gift for gardeners, true-crime fans, and friends who would rather take their frustrations out on the weeds.

Care instructions

• Machine wash warm, up to 40°C / 105°F.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron or steam on low heat.
• Do not dry clean.

Keep calm. Pull weeds.