Deadly Blooms & Dark Gardening

For those who love gardening but prefer their humor as dark as their compost, *Deadly Blooms & Dark Gardening* is the perfect collection. Featuring witty, twisted, and slightly macabre takes on the joys (and struggles) of tending to plants, these designs are made for green thumbs with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you're laughing at the inevitable battle against weeds, embracing the fact that all soil is technically a graveyard, or just appreciating the delicate balance between life and decay, this collection has something for every plant-loving cynic.  

From vintage-inspired illustrations with ominous twists to hilariously dark quotes about gardening’s messier side, these tees and accessories make great conversation starters. Perfect for plant parents, goth gardeners, and anyone who finds joy in both flowers and fatalistic humor. Whether you're digging in the dirt or just lounging in your plant-filled sanctuary, wear your love for gardening with a little bite.  

🌱 **Perfect for:**  
- Gardeners who appreciate a morbid chuckle  
- Nature lovers with a mischievous streak  
- Those who know that all compost was once something… or someone 👀  
- Anyone who believes in growing plants *and* killer punchlines  

Tend to your dark sense of humor—browse the collection and let your garden (and wardrobe) grow! 🌿🖤