WOW! Rat Poison is Traceable in an Autopsy – Unisex Jersey Tank

She’s vintage, she’s witty, and she’s done taking crap.  

This cheeky tank features a retro-style woman on the phone with a speech bubble declaring, **“WOW! Rat poison is traceable in an autopsy.”** A darkly humorous nod to the Black Widow trope, it also speaks volumes about feminist exhaustion in a world that still too often dismisses women’s voices.

Whether you're fueled by sarcasm, rage, or radical self-respect, this tank is your subtle (or not-so-subtle) protest against the patriarchy. Perfect for the feminist with a sharp wit, a flair for the dramatic, and a closet full of sass.

**Perfect for:**  

☀️ Summer hangouts  

💪 Gym or yoga days  

🧃 Iced coffee-fueled rants  

🔥 Women’s marches & protest selfies  

🎁 Or just sending a “don’t mess with me” vibe in your day-to-day

**Product Highlights:**  

- Ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed cotton  

- Self-fabric binding for a sleek, clean finish  

- Side seams for shape retention and durability  

- Lightweight (3.8 oz/yd²) and breathable for warm days  

- Tear-away label for no-fuss comfort  

- Unisex retail fit that runs true to size  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)  

- Non-chlorine bleach as needed  

- Tumble dry: medium heat  

- Iron or steam at medium heat  

- Do not dryclean  

🖤 **Add a little poison to your punchlines. Empowerment looks good on you.** 💅