"WOW! Rat Poison Is Traceable in an Autopsy" – 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

Dark humor never looked so good. This vintage-inspired 3/4 sleeve baseball tee features a retro woman on the phone delivering a shockingly matter-of-fact revelation: *“WOW! Rat poison is traceable in an autopsy.”* A clever nod to the “black widow” trope, this design playfully walks the line between sass and satire—perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor and a flair for the dramatic.

Printed on our ultra-comfy unisex baseball tee, this shirt brings vintage vibes and modern attitude together in one effortlessly cool piece. Ideal for casual hangs, moody autumn days, Halloween gatherings, or just stirring the pot in style.

**Product Highlights:**

- Made from a premium blend of 48% polyester and 52% airlume combed cotton for a soft, durable feel

- Side seams ensure the tee holds its shape wear after wear

- Ribbed knit collar adds comfort and stretch

- Lightweight (3.6 oz/yd²) fabric perfect for year-round layering or solo wear

- Modern fit with a tear-away label for added comfort

**Care Instructions:**

- Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

- Do not dry clean