Live Weird, Fake Your Death – Angry Possum T-Shirt

Let your freak flag fly with the **“Live Weird, Fake Your Death”** t-shirt, featuring an angry possum on a retro-striped backdrop. This delightfully unhinged design is for the misfits, the introverts, the chaos gremlins, and the ones who like their humor just a little unhinged. Whether you're dodging social obligations or just vibing with your inner gremlin, this shirt says what we're all secretly thinking—with style.  

Printed on our buttery-soft **Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt**, this tee offers the perfect mix of comfort, sarcasm, and personality. Great for festivals, friend hangs, backyard bonfires, or awkward family gatherings where you’d rather be... anywhere else.  

**Why You’ll Love It:**  

🦝 Angry possum energy = unmatched  

🌈 Retro stripes give it that throwback feel  

💀 “Live Weird, Fake Your Death” – the ultimate life motto  

🎁 Perfect gift for the eccentric souls, goth forest dwellers, and possum lovers in your life  

**Product Features:**  

- 100% ring-spun cotton for supreme softness  

- No side seams = smoother fit + reduced fabric waste  

- Elastic ribbed collar that holds its shape  

- Shoulder seams reinforced with twill tape for longevity  

- Durable, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing  

- Ethically made and certified for safety and quality  

**Care Instructions:**  

- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) with like colors  

- Tumble dry low  

- Do not bleach  

- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat  

- Do not dryclean  

**Because living weird is easier when you're comfy. And if things get too real—well, you’ve always got a solid backup plan.**