If They Ask, You Never Saw Me – Sasquatch 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee

Blend in and stand out at the same time with our *If They Ask, You Never Saw Me* 3/4 Sleeve Baseball Tee. Featuring Sasquatch casually munching on a banana and a cheeky phrase, this shirt brings a playful twist to your casual wardrobe.

With its sporty silhouette and modern fit, this tee is perfect for anyone who loves humor, mystery, and laid-back style. Whether you're exploring the great outdoors, keeping it low-key at brunch, or just want to drop a cryptic hint in style, this shirt’s got you covered—figuratively and literally.

It’s lightweight and breathable, with a soft feel that makes it a go-to for daily wear. Great for cryptid fans, introverts with a sense of humor, and anyone who prefers to stay *off the radar.* It also makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, quirky holidays, or just because.

**Product Features:**

* 48% polyester for long-lasting wear

* Side seams for shape retention and structure

* Ribbed knit collar for stretch and style

* Lightweight fabric for all-day comfort

* Tear-away label for an irritation-free experience

**Care Instructions:**

* Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), with like colors

* Do not bleach

* Tumble dry low

* Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

* Do not dryclean

**Style Tip:**

Pair it with jeans or joggers and let your mysterious side show. Whether you're hiding out or just vibing in the background, this tee is your go-to uniform for staying chill—and unseen.