{"product_id":"gardening-because-murder-is-wrong-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"“Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong” Cotton Canvas Tote Bag","description":"A sturdy cotton canvas tote for gardeners with a playful green thumb and a little dark humor. The vintage-inspired illustration shows a cheerful gardener surrounded by blooms, paired with the tongue-in-cheek message “Gardening—because murder is wrong.” It brings a witty, slightly mischievous spirit to trips to the nursery, farmers’ market, community garden, or everyday errands. Made from heavyweight canvas with reinforced self-fabric handles, it’s ready to carry gardening gloves, seed packets, fresh produce, books, and more. Available in natural or black, with a sewn-in label and flat-corner construction for a clean, practical shape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 100% cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²; 406.9 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a streamlined shape\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; adult-use product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":51365775048929,"sku":"24646094752568325341","price":27.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/3541\/9617\/files\/6041991739385987343_2048.jpg?v=1794167020","url":"https:\/\/rebelterrestrial.com\/products\/gardening-because-murder-is-wrong-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Rebel Terrestrial","version":"1.0","type":"link"}